It's exhausting being an average piggy! After mom gave me a bath yesterday and foo foo me up with all that stinky lotion, she actually thought i would possibly stay clean for more than a day.
Well that just didnt happen! Im not a girl you know!
She took me outside today to do some yard work and decided to drain the pool. That was it for me to see those awesome mud puddles that were calling my name. I looked at her and thought about it, but the mud puddles were to hard to resist.
After about few rolls, and of course a couple of good butt scratches, I was in heaven as you can see.
This is the part when I as in heaven!! :)
Then thats when it all happened, my mom made me get out of my pigtastic puddle and go wash off in my Disney pool with some cherrios.
zzzzzz....Wait....can piggies fly?? After letting her clean me up, she rewarded me with a carrot and brought me in the house.
Needless to say after a snort and a grunt, I was off in my piggy dreams on the couch under my pillows and blanket.
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